Send Me TONS OF BIZARRE, INFLAMATORY, "NORMAL", or NONSENSICAL text messages as possible!
Greetings, I am echo. (Known to some as 'echolalia' & 'e', among others. As the Queen of Supererogation, I cannot make a short story short - which is fine with me because you love to hear myself speak (or see myself type). However, I suffer from a severe case of paranoia, OCD, anxiety problems, and worst of all- I am a hypocrite. I also have bouts of severe depression, wherein I (somehow) actually believe everyone else is better than me. Fear not, for this isn't true. I am a multi-talented eccentric princess who is witty, clever, beautiful (inside AND out), very strong and... I WILL USE MY PURSE AS A WEAPON to knock anybody out who disagrees! I just might have to use "The Mackey Method" on you for other violations.
Post.Script. I dig sarcasm and cannot come up with a suitable mini-bio for myself. So BLAH.
User Number: 106522
Number of Posts: 134
e = echo = Princess Paradox. she is an obsessive compulsive soft-spoken loudmouth. an anti-social recluse who\'s life is more fascinating than yours. a chatterbox - supererogation is what she's all about. the ultimate hypocrite, e does a bang-up job of not practicing what she preaches. and she will shush you in a movie theater.
Strengths: 99.5% guarantee that she can judge a person's character accurately during first contact (of any sort); intelligent, funny, good listener and wields THE PURSE.
Weaknesses: Hypocrite, thinks she's better than everyone else, thinks she's worse than everyone else, always on the phone (who'd have though?), though these might not actually be weaknesses...
Special Skills: Armchair Psychologist, Expert in Human Behaviour, E-Z PASS Violation Specialist.
Weapons: The PURSE, the boots, phone books, gorilla punches... and also: ECHO IS A WEAPON.
Ms. Lighter Collector: "In other words, I couldn't be bothered."